🛡️FocusGuard AI
Hire a boss for $9/mo
Because you can't trust yourself.
An AI accountability buddy that roasts you when you open Twitter during work. Not a blocker. A disappointed parent in your browser.
🔥 47 people already waiting
Why blockers don't work
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You disable them
5 seconds to turn off. No accountability.
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Timers are ignorable
"Just 1 minute" → 2 hours gone.
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Willpower runs out
By 3pm, you're exhausted.
How FocusGuard AI works
1
Tell it your goal
"Finish the report"
2
Start your session
25 or 50 minute timer
3
Get checked on
AI asks every 15 min
4
Get roasted
Open Twitter? Full screen roast 🔥
Example roast
🤖FocusGuard AI
"Twitter? NOW? You told me you'd finish the report. I'm not mad, just disappointed. Your future self is watching. Don't let them down."
Ready to actually focus?
Free to try. Pro plan $9/mo.